A right old quandry

Minder's picture

What am I gonna get for 'er indoors?

Spiderman's picture
I'll sort your quandry

What about:
A typewriter with ribbons that was worn by Lady Di, or
A lovely piece of steak for when she whacks you in the eye.
Speaking of which I could sell you some steak that I won in the meat draw down the club.

Mike Wazowski's picture
I know what to get

Get some lovely Hong Kong made, genuine Paris knickers.

Bergerac's picture
Minder yer own business

Don't give me your problems, cos this one's yours.

Mike Wazowski's picture
What about a set of my lovely dogs

What about a set of my lovely china dogs, including Hitler dog, Mussolini the cocker spaniel, Churchill the poodle and Franklin D Roosevelt the whippet.  I'm sure 'er indoors wil love them, who wouldn't.

Minder's picture
luvvly jubbly

Done (I 'ave been). £1.35 that's yer final offer for the lot Mike...