Inappropriate dog names

Administrator's picture

Inspired by a post about a dog called 'Alan', I thought how inappropriate that name was for a dog.  I'm sure that there are lots of other names out there that would be just, if not more inappropriate.  Make your suggestions here and I'll run a poll to find out which one our members think is the most inappropriate.  What are you waiting for, get those names in now!

Spiderman's picture
My dogs called...

I have a lovely dog called Peter.  He's a right character, he keeps chewing through my lycra suit and eating my webs.  I'd like to enter him for the poll.

Bergerac's picture

David. Derek. Hitler. Barbapapa. Bagpuss. King Henry VIII. Gary. Simon. Keith. Geoff. Chaiman Mao. Philip. Dennis Wateman.

Granpaw's picture
Ma pal's doag

I dinnae hae a doag masel' but ma pal Eck frae the boolin' club has ane called James Maynard Kitchener Lampwick, or Jimmy for short.

Wyle E. Coyote's picture
Dear me...

This site is really going to the dogs...Wink

Sir Noel Edmonds's picture

Ochhhhh...Tony Blackburn - an old DJ colleague of mine had a dog called Arnold which he kept in a dustbin by his mixing desk. His tinny, monotonous "Woof woof" catchphrase could be heard during Tony's 'Junior Choice' show on Saturday mornings back in "The Golden Age" of Radio 1 and even in the show's theme tune. Not sure what happened to poor Arnlold, but the day after he disappeared form the airwaves, they put a lovely curry on in the BBC canteen...ochhhhhhh...only joking.....GOTCHA!

Mike Wazowski's picture
I've got a good name

My dog's called Steve, that's a fairly inappropriate name for a dog.  Isn't it ?

Galen's picture
Inappropriate dog

Hi Mike - Depends on the breed I suppose. If Steve's anything other than a poodle, then yes, that is inappropriate. Best wishes, Galen.

Wyle E. Coyote's picture
Inappropriate Spelling!

I've kept my tongue between my teeth for as long as I can waiting for the Administrator to correct the spelling of 'Inappropriate' in the title block.  It really comes to something when an American (yes, folks, this site has a transatlantic membership base) has to tell an Englishman to correct his spelling...

Administrator's picture
Ooops, it's fixed

DunceThanks Wyle, speling wos neva my stgong poynt.