Completely useless celebrity

Administrator's picture
There have been loads of completely useless celebrities over the years but I'm looking for the ones that have made a living at being useless.
So who's the new completely useless celebrity.
Wyle E. Coyote's picture
Oh! let me think...

...for about a nanosecond.  Paris Hilton?

Spiderman's picture
Whit a pair

Neil and Christine Hamilton

Wyle E. Coyote's picture

Keith Chegwin was on TV this morning and he demonstrated once again that he's completely useless.  On the same programme was Matthew Kelly and I ended up debating whether his hair was real or not.  Perhaps the Administrator would like to set up a 'celebrities with dubious hair' commentary.  And before you ask, Paul Daniels, Bruce Forsyth and Elton John all have real hair.

Granpaw's picture
Pa's mouser...

Ha! That's a guid ane.  I think a'body kens that ma beard is the real thing but I somtimes hae ma doubts aboot Pa's moustache.

Galen's picture
Matthew Kelly

I can assure you, folks, that Matthew Kelly's hair and erstwhile beard were fashioned from 100% nylon. He had to lose the beard after it went up in a blue light during an unfortunate 'Game for a Laugh' birthday cake/candles incident. He always looked better with it though, don't you reckon?

For the record - my hair and "beard" are real.

As for useless "celebrities" surely the "new Hamiltons" Jordan 'Katie' Price and 'Peter' Andre must qualify. The phrase "not spoiling two homes" comes to mind...