...for about a nanosecond. Paris Hilton?
Neil and Christine Hamilton
Keith Chegwin was on TV this morning and he demonstrated once again that he's completely useless. On the same programme was Matthew Kelly and I ended up debating whether his hair was real or not. Perhaps the Administrator would like to set up a 'celebrities with dubious hair' commentary. And before you ask, Paul Daniels, Bruce Forsyth and Elton John all have real hair.
Ha! That's a guid ane. I think a'body kens that ma beard is the real thing but I somtimes hae ma doubts aboot Pa's moustache.
I can assure you, folks, that Matthew Kelly's hair and erstwhile beard were fashioned from 100% nylon. He had to lose the beard after it went up in a blue light during an unfortunate 'Game for a Laugh' birthday cake/candles incident. He always looked better with it though, don't you reckon?
For the record - my hair and "beard" are real.
As for useless "celebrities" surely the "new Hamiltons" Jordan 'Katie' Price and 'Peter' Andre must qualify. The phrase "not spoiling two homes" comes to mind...